This or that!

There are certain questions which have been puzzling mankind since the dawn of time. Epic questions whose answers could unlock the secrets of life, the universe and everything. Questions such as "Who'd win in a fight? Chuck Norris or the Hulk?"

Here you can finally answer those questions and settle the heated debates once and for all. Here's how it works:

Player one:

Yellow
Pies or the This or That game?

Player two:

This or That!
Football or fleas?

My Question:

Face-palm or high-five?